Mr. Big Documents 2 & 3: BS HUSBAND WANTED & BS WIFE WANTED

Mr. Big ran in some ritzy neighborhoods, and I'd like to believe whenever he was camped out on some corner, flanked by luscious lawns and gorgeous palms, brushed up against the haute and heavy hitters, pissing on a mailbox... I believe he had these signs draped over the side of that blue box.

BS HUSBAND WANTED

BS WIFE WANTED

(Dumb or smart does not matter either.)